Archive for February, 2009

that which i have for you today

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

The Spotted Sparrow has a great tutorial on how to make a recycled paper bow. The construction is so simple, I don’t know why I haven’t been making these for years!

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A Missouri family, hit by the credit crunch, is selling their amazing cave house. Underground houses have long been a source of fascination (and, if I’m going to be honest, fear) for me, so it’s always cool to get a peek inside one. This one looks phenomenal.

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Final Fantasy made an amazing Kate Bush-inspired video for his song “Horsetail Feathers.”

a river i could skate away on

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Last Friday I walked home via the frozen river that runs behind my building, which during the summer months I have to cross via a slightly out-of-the-way bridge. Bridges are for suckers. Anyway, the river is obviously frozen in the winter and it is home to Canada’s longest ice trail, which Winnipeggers use to great effect for recreation and transportation — mornings and evenings you’ll see people skating and walking to and from work on it. Of course, this being Winnipeg, the weather is capricious. Last week was remarkable in that it was cold but not too cold — cold enough to keep the surface of the river frozen but not so cold that the thought of leaving your heated abode makes you want to kill yourself. So you saw a lot more people out on the river. Over the last few days, however, we’ve experienced and unseasonable thaw, complete with ridiculous thinks like freezing rain and large, chilly puddles. As a result, the ice trails on the river are disturbingly liquid-looking. No one has been on the river this week, because that shit is dangerous.

Friday night I was getting a ride home from St. Norbert with my neighbour Sean, who enjoys many outdoor winter activities such as nighttime photography and snowshoeing. “Every time you go out on the river when it’s frozen, you’re taking a risk. You have to be careful.” This came up as we were talking about certain quarters calling for improved warning signage around the many outlets that line the river, pouring waste water into the river and thus creating a melty spot in the otherwise frozen waterway. Certain individuals, leaving the designated skiing trail, have been known to fall in to such spots. Sean figures it’s unreasonable to cordon off or even put signs at each of hundreds of outlets along the rivers; also, it’s something he’s not particularly anxious to see, because he’s the sort who would rather have the freedom to go where he pleases, taking his safety into his own cautious hands. “So it’s risky even when it’s -40?” I asked. “Yes,” he said. “But the thing is if you’re going to fall through the ice, you’re going to fall slowly.” Good point.

Anyway, it’s been kind of sad to look out my window at the slushy ice rinks and pathways that ribbon over the river this time of year. Kind of a waste, really. Especially since people in my building have taken to developing the winter landscape in the form of creating multiple toboggan runs down the riverbank from the parking lot to the surface of the river. So weirdly enough, I’m hoping the temperature drops from the 0/-1 level it’s been hovering around this week to a more manageable -10/-15. (All temperatures Celsius, natch.) This way the sidewalks will be less slushy/icy and the river will be useable again.

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It's fascinating to take a close look at things that are inaccessible in warmer weather, like a bridge support, marked by high water lines and graffiti.

The river path is dotted with plywood shacks with benches for putting on skates and such. This one near the Osborne Bridge had been tagged with painted woodblock art by an artist whose identity I don't know. Al Lorde probably knows; I'll ask him and report back.

The river path is dotted with plywood shacks with benches for putting on skates and such. This one near the Osborne Bridge had been tagged with painted woodblock art by an artist whose identity I don't know. Al Lorde probably knows; I'll ask him and report back.

The concrete expanse that forms the base of the high-rise apartment building next to mine is a popular spot for graf artists, some with more finesse than others. This 5-foot high piece I found quite remarkable.

The concrete expanse that forms the base of the high-rise apartment building next to mine is a popular spot for graf artists, some with more finesse than others. This 5-foot high piece I found quite remarkable.

When the river initially froze, the water level was unusually high. As the water level sank to normal levels, the top frozen crust of the river broke up into chunks of ice that piled up on the riverbank. Neighbourhood folks created these inukshuk-like structures with the ice chunks.

When the river initially froze, the water level was unusually high. As the water level sank to normal levels, the top frozen crust of the river broke up into chunks of ice that piled up on the riverbank. Neighbourhood folks created these inukshuk-like structures with the ice chunks.

Showshoe tracks on the river.

Showshoe tracks on the river.

video monday: elyse’s shanghai

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Because the end of last week turned into a cavalcade of obligations that prevented me from doing my normal end-of-week blogging, here’s a video to start off the week.

Elyse Sewell was a finalist in the first cycle of America’s Next Top Model; to date, she’s pretty much the only ANTM alumna to pull off any sort of career in high fashion. Currently, Sewell lives in China, about which she blogs with erudite words and pictures at elysesewell.livejournal.com. If you don’t read it already, I recommend you do. She chronicles her adventures in dining, where she faces live octopus dishes with gustatory fearlessness, as well as her daily travails in “ladypose,” modeling outlandish outfits and in various ridiculous situations.

Today she posted this video, entitled “Shanghai Slice.” It’s typical for her in its fascination for and loving amusement with daily Chinese life.

planning ahead for v-day

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

What a fun thing to wake up to on Monday morning! Krissy over at PonyBoy Press has created a free downloadable set of graphics so you can make your own Valentine’s match box favours. I love giving out favours on Valentine’s Day. Normally I just get some kids’ Valentines from the drug store (last year was Hello Kitty) and use a spot of glue to attach a Hershey’s Hugs candy. I think this matchbox idea is way cooler. Thanks, Krissy!

Ponyboy Press Matchboxes